I've learned my lesson, God, I promise.
No more engineers.
Ever again.
EVER.
...unless she's really hot.
I hooked up with Lauren a few weeks ago. The first time actually took work, and at one point I thought I might not put my P in her V, but then I called her at 2am on a Saturday and told her I was coming over, at which point she gave me her address... and we "did it" (tehehe).
Faggot.
Shut up, dick.
ANYWAY... I pretty much immediately regretted my decision in the morning.
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